Looks like ISIS fighters need some basic training on how to hijack Islam.

1. First, learn how to pray. If not, don’t let anyone catch you praying in all different directions, let alone take photographs.
2. Don’t visit brothels, drink alcohol and do drugs, it makes you look bad, not to mention a piss poor muslim
3. Don’t get caught driving American used cars – kind of gives it away.
4. Don’t quit because you’re not getting paid – you’re supposed to be doing this for 72 virgins, not a VW cabriolet.
5. And last but not least, stop trying so hard to constantly out do yourself with increasingly horrific and outrageous evil deeds, you’ll wear yourself out, plus it gets people thinking, cui bono?